all pictures from Britney Spears Bazaar photo shoot

Ed Orgeron is coming in a Hummer to kick your ass. Run just to please him before your inescapable flattening.

Worst rap ever. Texas A & M fans doing it up

Nasty Boards Looks like they just started sweet


Nevermind Superman's sexual orientation. Here's another identity-related question that is likely to spark controversy as the Man of Steel soars into theaters nationwide this Fourth of July weekend in Warner Bros. Pictures' "Superman Returns": Is Superman still American?

This kid got hammered

perezhilton

cool carvings from a 419 scammer

German Big Brother clip...NSFW

Talladega Nights trailer...Will Ferrel is funny

Old Howard clip from the Channel 9 show



definitely NSFW

reporter sounds pissed

subway art

I mean who doesn't love a webcam chick

Old School clip

this guy gets his ass beat

amateur chicks in thongs NSFW

Nasty Boards Looks like they just started sweet

Never Get Caught By Your Girlfriend

Wimbledon threatens crackdown on cleavage

perezhilton

For those confused about the GROW game posted below here is a walkthrough

Level 1

1.land
2.whirlpool
3.swirly pole
4.boat
5.wind

Level 2

1.carriage
2.man
3.horse
4.fence
5.trees
6.water
7.cave
8.dragon

Level 3

1.house
2.man
3.horse
4.trees
5.water
6.carriage
7.rock
8.castle
9.beads
10.box

Posh SPice?

The Superficial, I love this place everytime I forget about it

Awful announcing

A One Night Stand With Elena ?


Free Darko



As a Mets fan this is awesome

Dust Art, very neat art


check out the PSU fan

fiend game

Totally insane skateboarding on a full pipe with the top missing - OMFG !

FINALLY ! A Grow-cube game with multiple levels

baseball info, some cool stuff here

Deasdspin Sports blog

First I wanna say thanks to all who are visiting. I hope you enjoy what I have here.


This is cool. hallucinate without drugs



some Myspace tools

I'm going to hell for this joke



A black man and his son are on an airplane going across the ocean when they hear the captain's voice coming over the speakers.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some bad news. One of our engines has gone out. We still have 3 working fine, but in order to make it across the ocean, we will have to dump all the luggage.

It will be picked up by boats and returned to the airport where you can pick it up. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Well, then about 15 minutes later, the captain comes on again. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some more bad news.

We just lost another engine. Since we already dumped the luggage, we will now have to drop people.

You will be given floating devices and will be picked up immediately by a boat and taken safely to shore.

To be fair, we will do this in alphabetical order. 'A' is for African American. All African Americans, please raise your hands.

Well, hearing! this, the little black boy started to raise his hand. His father pushed his hand down and said, "No son, keep it down!"

When no one raised their hands, the captain said, "Okay, fine, let's move on to the letter 'B'. 'B' is for black. All blacks, raise your hands."

Again, the little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father stops him again.

The captain comes on once more, and says, "Well then, I guess we'll move on to 'C'. 'C' is for Colored. All colored people, raise your hands." The little black boy starts to raise his hand, and his father pushes it down and tells him no.

"But dad!" he says, "We are African American, we are black, and we are also called colored. Why won't you let me raise my hand?" His father says, "No son, today, we is Niggers. Those Mexicans are going before us!"


Watch the manager go apeshit



joke site

bored at work? try this game

an hour or less, a buck or less ... great bargains at eBay!

Saw in 60 seconds



time for a quiz

female or shemale quiz

female or shemale 2

female or shemale quiz 3

who the hell eats this kind of ice cream?

I love Reno 911

Mentos, Pepsi & a girl

For Vito, the palsy guy





evaluated by Howard



catfight

Crazy pool

Sacramento-Monarchs-Championship-Authentic-Ring

Tyson kicks ass



Irish road bowling is more like golf than bowling, and involves rolling a cannonball down a winding country road.


They couldn't come up with a better name

Carson Palmer Cornhole Classic



Korean clock lady prank

nice rabbit earsNSFW

avoid the managers

Comcast technician falls asleep during an appointment

Navy video

Local lunatic David Thompson complains to Charlotte, NC city council during a community access forum



listen to the voice

Clyde loves the webcams



girls_kissing

Holy images have been popping up all over... A grilled cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for over 17-hundred dollars on Ebay.
- JesusPan is made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating.

want milk?

Liquid Ivy rules

Advice from Mooj



Rent Bloody Dick Cabin @ Beaverhead

Lynx Effect

Dane Cook

Chappelle's Show: Jury duty

more girls kissing

does Howard have everyone ride this now?

more chicks here

KOTG loves her

why do people feel the need to video themselves lipsynching?

magician needs practice

spanking pics

for conspiracy theorists

another use for lipstick

goat bike

Japanese ski prank

good publicity for Marshall University



border patrol: protect the border from illegals

Connie Chung is whack



minigolf

what does the top stadium look like to you

Don't mess with Bob Saget


Jackass 2

chopper drop

From the Mark Gegory collection, videos galore

sick people in this world

crazy wrestling

I'm not a big gay guy



no nudes, just girls in bikinis

painted on uniforms

digital Marlon Brando

not sure if I'm turned on or not

Family Guy: Unaired Pilot


USS Oriskany Sinking

The only hope left if hotties flatline during surgery !

I Know My Rules

Pornstars fighting, long version

Go Spain

I got to be guessing fake here but that slow motion replay sure gives me a lot to believe it is real. What I dont get is if the dude completely misses the target the first time why the heck would you let him try again.

nice rear

brotherly love

Two Horny Girls

Getting into Film this is funny

Black Guy Locked Out of His Car - Reno 911

Fatboy Slim - That old pair of Jeans


formergirlfriends

Murder Ball take out. Damn, this sport is pretty brutal!

Connecticut metal/hardcore band's music video featuring footage from a performance with strippers on stage.

Brother & sister. Brother was born a woman and sister was born a man

Fruit He Man

A girl's apology for cheating and the guy's response
The following is an e-mail going around NYC...

The 1st part is a girl's apology email for cheating.

The 2nd is his reply which was forwarded to his entire address book and is now circulating everywhere.

This is pretty funny.


Brad,

It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that.

I am so sorry.
Elizabeth

RESPONSE:

Dear Elizabeth,

Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about".

You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar.

To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't F**k him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last Saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened.

By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know.

PS. I forwarded about 100 people on this email.

Talk to you never,

Brad

A little drunk

Italy preparing for the World Cup



Women of the World Cup, sorry no nudes

On Tape: Rep Won't Let Customer Quit AOL

David Lee ROth jumps the shark



Nike attacked over Rooney 'warrior' picture

ad is pretty cool looking

whack job



prophet cartoons were these the ones that caused the uproar?

Ebay scammer done in by his Mom

Young slut cheats on her bf

Larry the Cable Guy as a young comedian

Ben Roethlisberger Replica Motorcycle Helmet

The House, game



seamonster?

MI3 parody

Computer is back up and running at home.

cool animation

This absolutely amazing Rube Goldberg device goes through 6 minutes of gadgetry before making a bowl of ramen. And even if it didn't make ramen - which it does - it would still be the most amazing Rube Goldberg device I've seen. The fact somebody actually put it together makes me sad that I've wasted my life not building huge machines to make ramen.

he's not the father? WTF how could that be, they look alike

Henry Rollins love letter to Ann Coulter

Pro football rumors Thanks for the link Orlaco

Pujols linked to a trainer with Grimsley? Thanks for the link Geedub

Some of the blacked out names from Jason Grimsley confession?

Lady is a Tramp?

LADY Heather McCartney posed in depraved pornographic clinches which are bound to sicken her estranged husband Sir Paul and his army of fans.

I try not to put up too many jokes but this one was good.





A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter
asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head
of
one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water
and pass through the gate

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have
you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled
and stroked one."

St Peter says,"OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is
pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, Lisa! What
seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle
that
Holy
Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

Very funny


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me: Her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"





The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.

Been awhile since some updates. If KOTG was a poster on here, he would add stuff here instead of the VBL. Vito has come through though since my computer is still fucked

Quest for the Crown



Wife-and-Husband

Matt Hughes

Ko fo Sho

who doesn't like a lesbian right

Now THIS is has to be the main reason why God invented alchohol !!!

too much free time leads to this

weather in Australia

Words can't explain how stupid this guy is, so you'll just have to watch the video

a different breakout game

Dane Cook on hooking up with fat chicks

The punk rocker once again wins the fight, but look at who he's fighting..

Lenny Henry - Pulp Fiction P1

wrestler versus fan

Ali G & Andy Rooney

Binball wizard, sweet game