Fry that chicken SIng it bitches


raised by dogs? wtf


A man, called to an audit by the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper.'

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.'

Confused, the man went to his buddy, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'Let me tell you a story,'

Replied the buddy.

'A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.'

The man protested: 'What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?'

The buddy responded: "'No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"



Simpsons: No God


Fred Phelps vs the Sodomobile


SNL: Straight Talk About Today's Markets


The Hoff outakes


microwaved soap


romales vs boxer

watch this kid breakdance




Hannah's Back
She's older - Wiser - HOTTER - And she's doing that 'thing' again !!!


SouthPark Ray

A quick rant. Nancy Grace your show sucks ass. My wife has been into her for the past couple of weeks and at 10PM we have been watching her. Man does she suck now. For the past couple of weeks this has been the only story you hear her talking about this little kid Trnton Duckett, http://www.wesh.com/news/9885228/detail.html. Personally I think the bitch Mom did it, although they have yet to find a body but for fucks sucks Nancy quit sucking this story until it is dry. There is other shit going on in the world, but this has been one of th worst cases where I have seen a reporter just constantly beating a story to death.

There now I feel so much better.


KOTG, Drue I hope your daughter is doing better.

Been awhile since I have posted. Life has been pretty busy recently, not sure how much updating I will get to do but here goes.

Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you.

Jamie Pressly & Her Pussycat Dolls

Bumluck

50 dark movies

yeah my kid smokes pot so what

Matt Damon Storms Off Jimmy Kimmel Set

Caught Banging Blow Up Doll?

Lastminute Auction

Don't cheat on your crazy girlfriend.

My Cubicle

A couple are going out for a night on the town. They’re all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out.

But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won’t come out. They don’t want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.

Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone “to say good-bye to my mother”.

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

“Sorry I took so long,” he says. “Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her ass downstairs and tossed her in the backyard! She’d better not shit in the vegetable garden again!”.

The silence in the cab was deafening.



joke was from here

The master

cellphone hidden in ass

$100,000 for artificial dolphin tail

Noah takes a photo of himself everyday for 6 years.



Croc Hunter YTMND

movie mistakes

escher + legos

Know When to Buy – Airfare Predictions

We help you decide if you should buy now or wait.

Drawings That Come Alive

divert your course

What was No.1 on the day you were born? Ray Stevens- The Streak

Firefox Shortcuts Sheet

RFID Tags in New US Notes Explode When You Try to Microwave Them

On Location: George Carlin at USC (1977)

George Carlin: Carlin on Campus (1984)

George Carlin - Back in Town (1996)

Viva La Bam - Prank Wars

Red Hot Chili Peppers Live at Woodstock 1999

CLICK DRAG TYPE 3, fucking thinking games

pong

CallTheFuture | EmailTheFuture

Run You Stupid F---ing Dinosaur! Run!" I laughed til I creid

stripped




If launching yourself off a Slip and Slide was an Olympic sport this guy would get gold. Or at least bronze. Or maybe a piece of paper that says "Good effort."

Star Wars, what has changed



suck it up fatty

David Copperfield