Thornton Melon 2

Friday, March 31, 2006

The Alphabet of Manliness


Tuesday, March 28, 2006

shut your trap Katie Holmes

Wal Mart dude update

STONE ADVOCATES ORAL SEX



pinder-howard booby photos




pot rules

FES is the mack

Stern rundown Anybody got a link to hear his shows?

not everyone loves the HoffT

Pre-School Parents Upset Over Play-Doh Figures

I love Cartman: CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!

creampie?

bar brawls

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Google your race

The Amazing Racist - Orientals

Zales spoof

three_girls_lapdance NSFW

Ralph WIggum soundboard

Hey KOTG is this Shakira?

Kill Bill Meets Super Mario

Monday, March 27, 2006

poor JJ Reddick

Play Sheep Pool

wonder if I can get my wife to wear that dress

Poop prank leads to uproar


The Thunderlords
The First Metal Band for Kids!


'Super Size Me' Filmmaker Criticized Over School Speech

Randy Johnson is a stingy bastard

ABC's "Extreme" Exploitation

I don't remember this part of college

Kid lives at Wal Mart for spring break

Spring break at Wal-Mart

The internet is for porn song funny as hell, thanks matt

for the 9-11 conspiracist

Sunday, March 26, 2006

sweet house

wheel invention

a guy that worked for me said this girl lived across the street from him

new Beyonce song and some more

gay German HSN

IE7 commercil

WOW, future Darwin award winner

RedNeck Woman

why oh why O&A

8-Year Old Muscle Freak
This is Richard Sandrak and he became famous because of his amazing physique, but questions have arisen if his Father gave him steroids without his knowing it.

Sigur Ros song from this myspace page say hi to Zak

Teen Charged With Making Threats On MySpace

the power of the bee

Salma Hayek bfore becoming a vampire

this is hot

why?

must love Jaws

new Olympic ice skating program

Macgyver was the shit

Now this is what I call honorable. Sign up for the Marines to get some free college and, when it's crunch time, have your buddy break your leg with a brick to get out.

why man created robots


dodgeball alarm clock



Thailand Cops Use Bikers as Baseballs

no glass

the Dad of the kid who Debbie Lafave screwed

they teachem young in the south

why , just fucking why NSFW

return of Chef, the whole episode

Mind Of Mencia : Wetback Mountain

spaghetti trouble

Chloe Sevigny's "Artistic" Nudes

crocodile skin

This kid attempts to drink a 2 year old beer that he found, basically the same taste as a Miller

The Bladder Buddy
The only thing more funny than this guy's invention is the fact that he actually used it in public.


Strip Club Does and Donts

lick a cat dare

Triumph: American Idol

Dancer reports rape by Duke lacrosse players46 submit DNA to police; team members had off-campus party

Terrorist 007 caught

Sigur Ros Heard these guys on a Myspace page. Sound cool, and not just because they are from Iceland

LED rims

check out the sketch of the leprechaun

just a little drunk

The boy told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him."

making weed brownies in home ec

Danish manufacturing workers are up in arms over an attack on their workplace drinking habits.
Currently, only 13% of canteens in manufacturing companies serve beer for lunch, down from about 75% three years ago,
Who the fuck do these people think they are taking away beer breaks

This privacy flaw has caused my fiancé and I to break-up after having dated for
5 years.
Whoops Firefox

Oiled-Up Suspect Attacks Officers With Nunchucks

Whopper Of a Fight As BK Worker Attacks Customers

missed the landing

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Example


and that is how I lost both of my arms

When Mom Interrupts A Wet Dream


Bronson Kill-o-meter

figure this game out

Family Guy - Quagmire Is Dead
Peter explains how wheelchair Ninjas killed his buddy !!!


don't shoot the puppy

How hard can it be to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich ???


salvia, had no idea what it was

KOTG plays

fake door prank

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Ted Ferguson Bud Light Daredevil

Hotel Charging Guests By The Pound

big ass fish

Police: Man Killed Boy For Walking Across Yard

realistic game

Shaquille O'Neal and Will Ferrell


Spring Break Travel Plans


Jake Gyllenhaal stops by to chat with Conan O'Brien, while promoting his films Jarhead and Brokeback Mountain. He spends more time talking about his love of being naked and some experiences wearing Speedos.

If you fancy a shag – turn your webcam off

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, creators of South Park, talk about the show with David Letterman, including the Scientology episode which caused Isaac Hayes to quit.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Actor Charlie Sheen Questions Official 9/11 Story

Rooms in the house that are a mess? Friends caught on camera doing things they shouldn’t? Share your photos with the rest of the world and shame friends and colleagues into behaving better at www.shameit.com!

Tiger Bites Worker at Putnam County Fair

A 75-year-old grandfather has become the newest star of Russia's growing porn industry, after wandering on to a film set by mistake, thinking it was a muscle man show. WTF?

Kinderstart sues Google over lower page ranking

looking for MP3's

Needle Attack Case Brings Charges Against Grandma
Investigation Includes, Drug House, Child Abuse, Prostitution
WTF is wrong with people

Drug Ring Sold Pot-Laced Candy, Soda
Pot Tarts, Toka-Cola, Munchy Ways seized in DEA raids


St. Pat's Whizzer Picks Wrong Potty

take that

Utah couple sues Sea World for turning their home into an animal house

Police: Hitchhiker forced to eat at knifepoint

South Park: Scientology episode

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Deathspace

Jennifer Connelly nude

TEXT

Macgyver

As townspeople shun one lady, forcing her to wear the a scarlet letter to mark her sins, others appear wearing more agreeable labels.

burgertime with sushi

then and now tsunami photos

While on a lunchbreak downtown, three cast members of Saturday Night Live discover that there is a man that looks exactly like Will Forte. The trio then decide to find doppelgangers for Seth Meyers and Andy Samberg

jonathan Skeete & OSU football

A new season is beginning, but it can be a hard-knock life in the league. Recently Al Lazard and his 11-year-old son Armando sat down for a frank conversation. It began with a question from Armando: "Dad, tell me the truth, why did you cut me off the team?"



World's most one sided fist fights

Robo Arm





will keep you busy as long as you don't look at the clues

$39 experiment, awesome enough for a repost

In what language do deaf people think?


A bizarre act leads to charges against a Bainbridge man. Sixty-two year-old James Reynolds is charged with animal cruelty and bestiality.

In an effort to help nine year old Cody Darnell win a $50 bet made with his older cousin at their family's thanksgiving lunch last November, the townsfolk of Springwood in North Dakota, USA have joined forces to lend assistance.

Officer Sniffs Out Marijuana After Pulling Over Driver

Israel's justice ministry is investigating a hospital that allegedly held a newborn baby as a "guarantee" until a bill was paid.

Sharon Stone Had To Fight For Sex Scenes


As of last Monday, I’m no longer a student at West Linn High School.

Police: Woman Injects Boy With Heroin fucking idiot

Witness: Gang leader ordered hit for Gotti

Restaurant overdoes it once again, with 15-pound burger

Friday, March 17, 2006

South Park, Isaac Hayes & tom Cruise battle rages on

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Man Hits His Own Car Then Sues Himself


this has been a crazy story about a Ferrari

Police probing suspicious activity around Loop buildings

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Always Believe...Warrior

Family Guy Thunder Cat

Heidi

Free Image Hosting at ImageShack.us
testing

myspace

$39 experiment

Sex With Colin Farrell Worth $3 Million?

that would suck

Aging Japan builds robot to look after elderly

A New Jersey lawmaker's attempt to legislate civility on an Internet discussion board runs into a wall of opposition from bloggers and others who see it as an attempt to stifle free speech.

FCC can lick my balls

No offense, but Stern thinks CBS suit blows

Damn Scientologists got to Isaac Hayes as well.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

I love this Vault commercial

VAULT website

The Cheap Shot Heard Around the World

for Frog

Colbert Report: The Long War

That poor robber just wanted to get some money. Instead of the money, he gets a ton of bullets flying at him. Owned!

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

have fun with images

IRS: Celebs Better Pay Taxes On Oscar Goodie Bags

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The man who hated Pooh

Fire Chief Caught On The Lamb

Jet-powered VW bug takes to the street

Family may provide evolution clue

we have spirit

this could be a Darwin winner of maybe like 5th place

SAW MAN 'HACKS OFF OWN LEGS'

There are hundreds of firefox extensions on the web. Which ones do you use? Here is my attempt to collect the 50 best and popular firefox extensions which make your browsing, downloading and navigation in Firefox as easy as possible, while harnessing the full power and features of Firefox.


Amish laptop

FATHER OF 50 WAS MURDERED, CHOPPED UP AND FED TO PIGS

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Get off our island

this is funny as shit



Lindsay Lohan is kewl


"new" Guns N Roses song?

he must be richer than shit

Cherokee man bungles four tries to kill wife


Japanese capsules

Two die of carbon monoxide poisoning



Now Google's cooking / Internet giant's free, gourmet global cuisine powers its workforce while offering chefs and producers a place to shine

An Ohio couple ties the knot under the golden arches.

They were told, as they moved up the managerial ladder at the call center, that the amount they had sent in was much larger than their normal monthly payment. And if the increase hits a certain percentage higher than that normal payment, Homeland Security has to be notified. And the money doesn't move until the threat alert is lifted.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

During a visit to a mental hospital, a visitor
asked the Director what the criterion was which
defined whether or not a person should be admitted.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup.

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

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