Thornton Melon 2: July 2006

What is real anymore

Mike Cooper, Library masturbator

greatest song and video

SCTV: Out-Patient Vascectomy Clinic

Keep the bird balanced on the rod. Catch the eggs, but not the crap

Wild Hotel California West

SNL: Nude Beach

Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show

Beatboxing Parrot

like you tube but with porn

college football talk

pro football talk

America Fuck Yeah

Herpes & a blunt for Michale Vick at Media Takeout

Media Takeout

Musafar the Dancing Midget

mountainlair

George Michael has said he is to take legal action against a man who claimed he had a gay encounter with the singer.

Lindsay Lohan gets a scolding

If only throwing stuff away was a sport. Then these guys could be like professional throwing stuff awayers.

hold on

Fun Movie Quiz

Perez Hilton on Stern

HotorNot + Google Maps = Hot People by Zip Code

Snakes on a Plane

Lohan giving a hummer

Perez Hilton

Pittswallows, enjoy

watch cancelled TV shows

Strangers In the Night" in the key of Crackhead.

this place has grown since my first post on it a littl while ago NSFW

Psycho Breaks Her Husbands Stuff for Cheating

Hot Sauce in Eye

They have to read a tongue twister and if they make a mistake they get whacked in the balls. First class entertainment!

Howard Stern forces some Peta girls into performing lesbian acts by threatening to kill a fish and lobster!

Final Destination 3 Death Scenes

wheelchair guy even gets his licks in

Fox News Reporter Punked

Loose Cannon

American Soldiers take out a statue with a tank

This game has a young lady who enjoys taking her clothes off for people who can answer her rather difficult trivia questions!

Deadspin

Sheriff Peaks solitaire

Ashlee Simpson looks damn good here

Random Chuck Norris fact

Random Mr. T fact

jump the cycle

Dave Chapelle: Gary Coleman Security Guard

Beavis and Butthead in Se7en

Supersize Me only with whiskey this time

The Big Lebowski: Fucking Short Version

Chappelle's Show: Black Howard Dean

SNL: Eddie Murphy on Ugly People

base jump game

Dave Chapelle: Showbusiness Experience

Are You Ready For Sex ?

It's Alba time

Spicy Nacho Doritos
Not really the best method to use for picking up girls - WTF !!?!

Real Zombies
This HAS got to be one of the most frightening experiences EVER - WTF !!?!repost

Big Guy Gets Taken Out

You Don't Steal From Jeremiah

Kenny Chesney & The Mannings Now A Love Triangle

Daily Show: The Internet Is Not A Big Truck: Redux

TO LIFT a line from The Doors, strange days have found us. What was David Wright thinking

WTC trailer

This girl thinks she can count in Hebrew...but what actually she is saying is (in Heberw) "I will give you a blow job and will swallow it", Lovely.

These two crazy club chicks are having some fun on stage!NSFW

Not only has this kid been teabagged, but his parents decided to put it on TV. This guy is fucked for life!

Shakira - You must see this!!It's AWESOME!!See it for yourself!!

amazing control

Pride = Fear - The Ultimate Pride Hightlights Compilation

virtual knee surgery

I love webcams NSFW

Dont Judge Too Quickly

A guy trying to imitate his friend's table slam fails miserably. How drunk do you have to be to mess this up? Seems like a pretty straight forward stunt to me.

could she be that dumb?

Big Brother Sweden
Just watch this! A girl getting fingered on big brother!!!

Japanese game show clips

rolled with love very good NSFW cigar commercial

Rage in the cage ran out of rage

look at that fish's teeth

Kill Barbaro

I Hope This Kills Barbaro

Yankees Win

Mark Cuban's take on minor league hoops

burntorangenation

georgiasports.blog

Sunday Morning Quarterback

A student at the University of Central Florida is accused of setting a fire on campus as a way to meet women, according to a Local 6 News report.

I scored a 76% on the "How WVU are You?" Quizie! What about you?

Excellent Pat Tillman article

Internet is for Porn Song

This lady is fuckin nuts. it is a little long
crazy telemarketer

worst-girl-boxer

box-smash

After trying to get away from the heckling drunk, the skater has enough and knocks him the hell out.

Urban Ninja 2
When they kill his girl - he seeks bloody revenge - This guy has got style!

Super model Elle McPherson's younger sister Mimi enjoys some hot action!

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Visit Vito

Brian Logan attacks an elderly woman at this indy wrestling show in West Virginia Awesome

Humane agents warned a Westmoreland County woman it was only a matter of time before the wolf hybrids she kept as pets turned on her.

EHOWA

One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the fucken thing..."

Howard Stern Short Film Festival Winner

fuckbeeNSFW

Clerks 2

Kevin Smith

mic check for Pres Bush

boob slip

Parknastics

acid flashbacks

The Most Talented Hooters Waitress Ever!!!

Backyard Wrestling

Hoss has been shamed into making a 2nd post in his blog He needs to tell more stories, they are always funny as shit

Scientology rally

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Lindsay Lohan Does Harry Potter

Ref checked through glass

Strange statues around the world

Bike Stunt

Make Your Own Game
Combine elements of classic arcade games to make your own

Upside down prank

Simpsons: Beatles Home Invasion

What Happened to Brian Cushing?

Internet athletes: Pitcher has no safety net on Web

Amanda Beard

The top recruit in the class of 2007 is headed to USC. To play basketball.

Yes, TopsPEEd by John van Terheijden, lets you control “the gears of a virtual car with the flow and precision of your urine”. Here’s how it works:

Chuck Norris Rap
Chuck has a cult following and if you don't like this song you're dead !

Riddle Time

You are traveling in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a double decker bus and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Scroll down for the answer..

Answer:

Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're hammered.

Jim Valvano ESPY Speech

WVU blog

I don't I ever get tired of hearing about Ron Mexico

Top celebrity college fans

First time I've ever heard of this party

Ugly Bride Derailed Arranged Marriage

Urban legends: check here before forwarding me on your crap

The Vader Sessions

funny, but I'd be pissed if it happened to me

Japanese potty training

Boy Scouts are pwning your forest, and you have to show them what you're made of.

Old Man Robot

You Show us NSFW

Blind Date uncensored

Time machine for sale

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sweet quarters drinking game trick

My friend has been trying to cancel his subscription with girls gone wild for months now and they keep sending him dvds and he also keeps getting phone calls from them at all times of the day. He just tried calling them had I recorded the convo.

Lust Or Bust
Try and sneak-a-peek at ya buddy's HOT sis !!! Game

stripping blonde

Deadly Encounter Between Feuding Neighbors

Most Dangerous Comic
This guy is nuts! He doesn't just juggle or throw stuff in the air - you've got to see this!

Orgasmo - The T-rex Scene

A young John Popper?

From the makers of "American Pie," this film tells the story of high school seniors who cannot get accepted into any college - so they open their own. There are no books to read, no curriculums, and the students decide what they learn.

Do You Really Think You Know Her?

Jessica Alba & Eva Longoria
Thank photoshop for this totally beautiful beach moment !

At Princess Juliana Airport in St. Maarten the runway is very close to the beach. Watch as this jumbo jet blows beach goers away. Litterally!T I miss that place

Clyde's type of girl NSFW

Police Brutality In Florida

Zidane remix

college kids doing it

This is exactly why I never had any interest in playing Rugby. Warning, not for the squeamish.

Something cool in Tel Aviv fashion its sexy original art. Clip is in Hebrew.

Every Man's Dream Girl

Bob Sapp challenges Mike Tyson

Da Breakup song

Story Time With Chopper

I could quite happily sit here and watch this over and over again !

Party

Don't Pay For Call Girls
Now why in the hell didn't i think of this fantastic trick before ???

A Letter From Chris Berman’s Bull Mastiff

For those who didn't hear, Mike James went a little batshit on Minnesota radio yesterday in concealing, and then unveiling the team that he would sign with. I urge you all to listen to this highly memorable interview to hear a glimpse of what ESPN and other mainstream sports outlets never give us. THIS IS TRUTH:

Mike James interview

Mike James interview part 2

Free Darko

Judgment Day For Mike Cooper

Here's a kick in the nuts to you Vince

EDSBS

ALI G as a gay announcer going to college football

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The Airing of Grievances

Since Weezer is suppose to be done, here are a bunch of clips

Rivers Cuomo: Weezer is 'done'

Weezer - My Name Is Jonas

Nelson ruled...... not really

Bad Idea Blue Jeans

The most awesome obituary ever

well, second only to the one where the guy died when he fell off the roof masturbating

In case this thing goes into archives before others get a chance to read it

Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark
Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle as a result of an automobile accident on June 18, 2006. True to Fred's personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cussed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to look over his wife and kids. He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alice Rennie Clark entered the room and saddened a little when she left. His legacy was the good works performed by his sons, Frederic Arthur Clark III and Andrew Douglas Clark MD, PhD., along with Andy's wife, Sara Morgan Clark. Fred's back straightened and chest puffed out when he heard the Star Spangled Banner and his eyes teared when he heard Amazing Grace. He wouldn't abide self important tight *censored*. Always an interested observer of politics, particularly what the process does to its participants, he was amused by politician's outrage when we lie to them and amazed at what the voters would tolerate. His final wishes were "throw the bums out and don't elect lawyers" (though it seems to make little difference). During his life he excelled at mediocrity. He loved to hear and tell jokes, especially short ones due to his limited attention span. He had a life long love affair with bacon, butter, cigars and bourbon. You always knew what Fred was thinking much to the dismay of his friend and family. His sons said of Fred, "he was often wrong, but never in doubt". When his family was asked what they remembered about Fred, they fondly recalled how Fred never peed in the shower - on purpose. He died at MCV Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a double date to include his wife, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter to crash an ACLU cocktail party. In lieu of flowers, Fred asks that you make a sizable purchase at your local ABC store or Virginia winery (please, nothing French - the *censored*) and get rip roaring drunk at home with someone you love or hope to make love to. Word of caution though, don't go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of a MADD lobbyist and overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives. No funeral or service is planned. However, a party will be held to celebrate Fred's life. It will be held in Midlothian, Va. Email fredsmemory@yahoo.com for more information. Fred's ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party on the Great Wicomico River where he had a home for 25 years. Additionally, all of Fred's friend (sic) will be asked to gather in a phone booth, to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, "Fred who?"
Published in the Richmond Times-Dispatch on 7/9/2006.