I try not to put up too many jokes but this one was good.





A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates, and St. Peter
asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male
organ?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head
of
one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water
and pass through the gate

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have
you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled
and stroked one."

St Peter says,"OK, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is
pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, Lisa! What
seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle
that
Holy
Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."