John Travolta is a homo

cool card trick

you want us to come over and shoot her?

More later.

The Right Man



A woman rubbed an old bottle she had bought at a garage sale and out
popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and
I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It
will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape after being stuck in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good
but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and
please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That
is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see the f***ing map
again."

moundcharger Give the girl commands, strip works out well

that last hill is a doozy



GOAL



This has to be the dumbest contestant in game show history, just wait until the end!

Damn I love Maury paternity tests

microwave a match

magnetic water

Ever wonder where the sounds come from in pr0n movies, listen closely.

These guys are just riding around on a summer afternoon. They come across a bridge and decide to check out the river below. I dont think his friend was expecting that to happen!

This slutty cowgirl rides the Sybian on the Howard Stern show!

shopping channel oops

This is the ultimate urban gymnastics video that puts all others to shame. This guy is AMAZING!

wonder if she is related to the unknown comic

Another Tough Guy taught the Hard Way




Wanna Be A Model
Its not as easy as it seems to pose for the camera


UV Tattoos

Quiz time

Hannah

Borat soundboard

compared to this

Killer coons

Up yours Tom Cruise, you nutjob

Metal- Ozzy & Lita



Maiden for my brother Craig



Carl Lewis sings National Anthem









check out the guy in the speedo in the last couple of seconds





EAT SHIT PITT

Looking through my log to see who is checking out my blog. You can do this as well by clicking the little bluish thing with red graph in it above the Haloscan picture

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Good afternoon Senators

Craptacular k-Fed rapping at Kids choice awards



Mr. Spears really sucks

Wrestling for JEsus




A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he scored his first hole in one, then his cell phone ran

It was his doctor notifying him his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was, and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best round of golf ever.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading for the hospital. He ended up finishing all eighteen

He finished his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by two strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant, then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty, he dashed to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf, didn't you?
I hope you're proud of yourself. While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife had been languishing in the ICU. It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last.
For the rest of your life she will require `round he clock care`, and you'll be the care giver!".
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The Doctor started to snicker and said, " just kidding…she died two hours ago... what did you shoot?"





Five sites I read daily



Deadspin

Perez Hilton

Drudge

Keyser

Myspace



I also read



SI

Blue Gold News

VBL

Mountainlair

Smoking Gun

Sorry for the lack of posts, I've been busy. Never order a cheesesteak below the Mason Dixon line, never get sweet tea above it.

Took my boy here the other day

German Who wants to be a millionaire goof

Jonbenet killer, this guy just seems a little loopy

A shopping cart that doesn't run into things!

Don Vito arrested

Gunman on VT campus (insert obligatory Marcus Vick joke here)

A few of us at work have been pranked one too many times by a certain coworker by the name of Mike. He was out of town for a few days and we had some extra cardboard laying around. This is what happens when you push creative IT workers too far! Enjoy your new office Mike!

WTF was that

Google flight simulator

Deadspin I laugh for hours at this iste and the comments
http:
The biggest building site on earth

MTV draws fire for cartoon

sweet laptop

what the hell happened to Carson Daly

YouTube Is Mean

bubblewrap pop

creative advertising

Zeppelin rules

how VOIP works

find the differences

All free adult sites



fishmpegs

home made

ex gf pics

world wide

amateur

homemade again

stories

home scandal

Amateurs Gone Wild

home

wackem for distance game

every kind of file format

Zunafish, trade old for new

spinner illusion

Einstein quotes

Firefox tips

not everything is false on message boards, Texas A&M guy knew about Oklahoma

want music? visit Keyser

Requiem for a Rookie Card
How baseball cards lost their luster

United States v. Zacarias Moussaoui Trial exhibits

Perez Hilton

Navarro

The SUperficial

mountainlair

Judge OJ

guess which movie

Borat movie

Icon war

make your own Jackson Pollock painting

Illusions and Paradoxes
Seeing is Believing?

test your reaction time

mazefrenzy

speedtest

Can you help me discover more music that I'll like?

80's music videos

mystical ball will read your mind

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery

I need your help to go fishing. Send me an email address and the more people I refer the more chances I have to go fishing. send an email to ratsafari@gmail.com.



I wanna go fishing

Mountaineer stats
will help you win that bar arguemnet

you da sperm

who killed the electric car

Eve Induces With a Q-tip

Welcome to WHore Island

9-11 conspiracy

Maddox debunks the above movie

Snakes on a motherfucking car

Girls Getting Dressed

Wait, you could smell that

Send a snakes on a plane message

Recently Jerry Springer, who should run for President, was able to talk her into (read paid off her pimp) appearing naked on TV. Here is the clip.

Pamela Anderson Lapdance on the Howard Stern Show

movie voice

Jay Leno Photobooth Prank

Jay Leno's second Photobooth Prank. Funnier than the first!

Setext.com offers a simple and convenient way to send short text messages (SMS) to any wireless phone in the US and Canada from any computer with basic internet access and a web browser.

good summer

Check out the other guy's reaction. He's like having Vietnam flashbacks or something.

Giant rubberband ball hits a car

music video

Crazy oold lady advice

Only pansies fly their jets more than 20 feet off the ground.

Quickchange

ball toucher

mini pool

volcano jump

paper toss

take that Blaine